The Dead Are Coming: Death Hits The City
All in blue blazers, the class were subdued. Hunched over desks, dulled as beings now, no light fell on the poor souls in this hardest of winters. A sea of disinterest. Skies outside were grey, but the radiators were blazing, fighting the oppressive cold; unusually accurate timing by the school. This peculiar warmth was making the boys sleepy. Sleepier. This class were less interested than normal. Not only was the country gripped in fear of African Flu, but they were stuck in history class, which was far worse.
Through the window a
few trees moved, slowly, and a lot of concrete didn't move at all; as
Daniel remembered. A disinterested sky. The heavens don't care,
whatever they told you at school. Particularly this school. Daniel
could see down the hill, he thought, over the school buildings which
stuck together like concrete cancer. A sterile landscape, robbed of
personality. Maybe a man staggered by, maybe he didn't. It was hard
to be sure now, his view hadn't been great. This stupid little school
with its stupid teachers and Catholic bullshit, That was all Daniel
really remembered of that part of that day. That and boredom.
His head was on the
table, so it goes. Daniel's memory peeled away layers of falsity. Or
did it make it's own truths? With his eyes shut, now, he struggled.
Noticing over his sleeve the inattention of his friends, Matthew and
Alan, who were busy drawing an illicit picture on the handouts, no
doubt showcasing something they'd no experience of. Daniel's book was
unwritten in except for the heading, “Vietnam and the Domino
Effect”. Miss Tomes, at the front of the class, not a popular
woman, and currently eulogising about the fear in America of the
spread of communism.
“Titties” the boys
called her, due to the fact her first name was Tanya, so her initials
were TT, two- T's. This poor teacher, Tanya, was also flat chested,
so in schoolboy terms, the only tits she had were in her name.
Juvenile. Hateful, even. None of these choirboys had ever seen a pair
of real breasts, not in the flesh. It didn't look like the class were
really listening. Some at the back were on their phones, under the
tables.
Staring at the empty
lines on his page, Daniel began making games up, seeing if he could
write music in them with his eyes, without moving and attracting
attention from the Cunt Up Front. Another class nickname, although
this one may have filtered down from older years. He could write
music, sort of, but it was all imaginary and faded when Titties
talked. Daniel looked up at his teacher, his head reaching for some
entertainment. He looked toward the music lab, wishing he could be
there. All he saw, all he recalled seeing were those trees, concrete
and that man. The man wasn't real, looking back he was sure of that,
he thought.
Blinded by the
hindsight, Daniel chose not to remember this man as a sign. It could
have been the caretaker for all he knew. But he moved weird, and the
caretaker was weird no doubt. Rumour had it he once swung a chair leg
at a kid who mocked him. He missed of course, the spakka.
Daniel looked at the
clock for help; It didn't return the love. Ticking slower than ever.
The boys at the back were getting more animated, having something of
use on their parentally paid for phones. Daniel was on a data plan,
even in these uncertain times. He remembered remembering about phone
data, for sure.
He huffed. Loudly.
“What was that
O'Reilly?”
Daniel looked up like a
man recovering consciousness. A drunk staggering into sobriety.
“What?”
“What do you mean,
what? I'm trying to teach you about history. It's vital you listen if
you want to get anywhere in life.”
Daniel stared at Tomes,
devoid of inspiration for a comeback.
Titties continued,
“That's what I thought! Count yourself in detention young man...”
Still staring angrily
at Daniel, who was slumped over his desk again, uncaring of the
tyrant Tomes' teaching. The master of the classroom began trying to
reassert herself, preoccupied with the subordinate child. Unsettled
from her rhythm.
“So, err, the
Americans thought that Communism would filter down from...”
“Miss”
The class, from the
back began to laugh. It grew to overwhelming levels.
Titties took notice,
upset.
“Quiet! What on earth
is...”
“Miss, Wikipedia says
it's called Domino Theory, not Effect.”
Tomes stopped. A vein
bulging in her forehead.
“Well Wikipedia can
be edited by anyone, and doesn't have a Masters in history, so I
don't think you can rely on Wikipedia for your...”
Tomes drowned out as
the hyenas at the back looked at each other, wide eyed, knowing.
Matthew decided to risk it,
“Miss neither do you.
We found that out on the internet, too!”
Matthew's delivery was
flawless. Sarcastic, confident, cutting.
The boys went into
meltdown, so did Tomes. All Daniel recalled of the scenario at this
point was much shouting, laughing, threats and then the sounds of a
classmate overwhelming that cacophony.
“Oh my fucking God he
just attacked him! Miss! Miss! Seriously!”
As the boy's voice
trailed, into what Daniel imagined being terror, the class clamoured
over one another to get to the windows on the left hand side of the
room. The windows faced the hidden music labs of Daniel's dreams, and
the public entrance to the school. Blue blazers rising over one
another and crashing into the window, hands pressed, eyes straining
to get a better view. The boys laughed and cries went out for blood.
“Fuck him up man!”
At this point Daniel
couldn't remember who was saying what, only that the excitement
wasn't infectious enough to draw him in, and that Tomes' shrill
efforts to subdue the melee made him press his head harder into the
desk. What stuck in his mind, though, was the noise dimming sharply.
As if the boys had all been sucker punched in the gut. Alan vomited,
and no one took the piss out of him. That made Daniel sit up.
The whole class, Daniel
and a few others less easily riled aside, stood horrified at the
window. Tomes couldn't break the wall of fifteen year old boys who
almost all outsized her, crowding the view, and demanded to know what
was going on.
“He's dead, Miss.”
What happened next
seemed like an eternity. Silence. It has a habit of doing that,
silence, it grows beyond reality, overwhelming, getting louder. You
can hear silence, and then it was deafening, as Daniel remembered.
Suffocating, drawing the air from the lungs of the boys, unable to
sing their song of sickness. The sadism was doused, as the reality of
it all became dizzyingly clear. The shell shock then shattered.
The fire alarm went
off. Like a shot in the arm of the madness. The boys broke from their
horror, gulping in the jarring noise like air as they returned to
reality. Tanya took over,
“Right, boys, fire
alarm! Fire alarm! Everyone to the playground please, in an orderly
fashion!”
Like a bad actress with
a worse script, she was ignored. A wall of blue blazers and silence.
“BOYS!”
The class turned toward
her, eerily. Although Tanya was rather pleased by her effort to up
her game, almost sinking into her one small win. Now that she had
their attention, she continued, ignoring the horror their faces
reflected back at her.
“Boys. The fire alarm
is going off, we need to head out into the playground. Err, in
orderly fashion, please.”
Tanya paused in her
last sentence, as the boys looked more placated than they had done
since the teachers agreed to turn up the heating to encourage
sedation. Given the minute that had preceded this, Tomes decided her
authoritative approach was a winner. Almost smiling, she chose to
stick to that approach.
“BOYS! You all need
to make way to the playground. NOW PLEASE!”
Miss Tomes held the
door open with one arm, the other pointing out of it, head slightly
bowed in that way some teachers do when they think they're right.
Like they're getting a knighthood. The boys began to shuffle towards
the door, until Alan, the boy still wiping sick from his shirt and
face, started shaking his head. Maybe it was because he was midway
through writing a rather brilliant imaginary piece of music with his
eyes, Daniel remembered this poor soul perfectly, eyes searching.
The music in Daniel's
head became less exciting, atonal and indirect, confused but
distinct. Gradually it soar up, clearly. Alan stuttered,
“Miss, Miss Tomes
no.”
No one heard but
Daniel, as he recalled.
“No! No! Lock the
doors!”
The class halted, some
turned, others froze. One or two still near the windows peered out.
Those boys then turned, white.
“No miss don't go
out, don't go.”
Daniel had made the
window by now, shaken from his composing. Out of the window, down
between two walls, the boys could see the man getting up. Bloodied
and staggering. Looking less than alive. The gory footprints of his
assailant already leading off, the man followed them, out of the
view. From what Daniel could see, it was the much maligned caretaker.
Was this the flu? Tanya arrived, unable to see anything now.
“I know you all think
I'm a pushover, but I'm not falling for this. School policy is
playground. Playground, now.”
Tanya put on her best
'serious' face. Enough of the boys bought it to start a chain out of
the door. Alan and Daniel remained fast, Daniel's mind hit notes he
thought might work.
“Tanya, what about
the terrorism policy? Lock doors and get down? We had that assembly?
I really think...”
“Did you just call me
Tanya? I am Miss Tomes to you! How dare you, I am the teacher here
and not only will we be doing as I say, I'll be calling your parents
when class is out.”
“My parents are dead
you cunt!”
Tomes stopped.
“Oh.”
Daniel's glint betrayed
him.
“No they're not I met
your mother at, HOW DARE YOU!”
Miss Tomes lost her
cool completely, and again Daniel's memory blurred. He remembered
Alan trying to stop her kicking the class out, begging. The boys
seeming nonplussed by the directive, and of eventually filing out
himself like a good little boy, somewhat ashamed of his actions. But
also pleased he'd got a reaction. The playground was full when they
got there, undersized, being an inner London school. Some teachers
towards the front entrance barked orders, and the boys buzzed with
gossip and rumour. Only Daniel's class had seen anything untoward, it
seemed.
As they settled at the
back of their detention in the urban open jail that passed for their
playground, a fracas erupted. Audible but semi visible from Daniel's
history class captives, slightly older lads in the cluster of sweat
and badly fitting uniforms were joshing, initially, about the nature
of their calling.
“I heard Mr Staines
in design technology has been fucking the librarian, they got caught
at it and now we've all got to be told.”
“Bollocks! that kid
in year 7 caught the flu and they're going to test us all.”
“Where are the test
kits then you fucker?”
“Oi fuck off we're
just having a laugh.”
“Fuck you.”
A punch was thrown.
Then several more. Daniel began to score it in his head, it was a bit
Jaws, high, sharp, fast notes, in a way he rather enjoyed it. The
music was shredded when screams rang out from the front. Loud enough
to be murderously prescient at the back. His eyes shot across the
crowd. There were no teachers at the front any more. They'd
disappeared from view. Daniel's music stopped. The fighting didn't,
it grew as more were sucked in, unaware of anything but fists.
The stampede became
evident, a crushing, crucial, devastating event. Daniel felt as if he
noticed first. He spun around, Finding Alan and Matthew, both
entranced.
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